He was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, a few more in the can and here he is, a half o' wise guy.
Velcro preferred over shoelaces.
Velcro preferred over shoelaces.
by Sopranosgram November 23, 2021

The sexiest most hot living human alive, monster calves and a huge dick, he doesn’t deserve any girl, they do not deserve his big dick
by Jordan ponino February 19, 2019

The act of saying something genuinely hilarious only to be hit with immediate self doubt and want to yeet oneself off a bridge
by Pro.s August 30, 2023

A term used to describe a man/woman who is a nasty little slut. What separates a pauly from a regular slut is their size and their unparalleled freakiness. Any sexual fantasy you have, a pauly is down to do it.
by pakistanis December 8, 2022

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by YeetMyMeatOnTheStreet May 10, 2019
