Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.

Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.

Phone Paranoia by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010

fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

fart paranoia by Weregoat July 1, 2014

fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.

"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia

fish paranoia by LDKLDK December 15, 2019

Xbox One Paranoia Syndrome

A condition when you feel as if the camera on your Xbox one Kinect is recording everything you do and showing it to random people.

John Doe: Hey is it just me or is that Kinect camera on the Xbox one recording us?
Tom Harry: Dude, I think you have Xbox one Paranoia Syndrome. You should get checked for that.

Xbox One Paranoia Syndrome by Phoenixwiggles May 27, 2013

Big Butt Paranoia

It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.

I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.

Big Butt Paranoia by MadamexXx February 20, 2009

Healthy Paranoia

Checking something multiple times to assure yourself that something is correct or safe because you are aware of the consequences of it being not safe or correct.

I triple checked that all the divers scuba tanks were fully open and that the gear looked correct because I have healthy paranoia.

I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.

Healthy Paranoia by Captain F bomb December 21, 2016

White shirt paranoia

The subconscious fear that somebody, taking a crap and realizing that the toilet paper is over, uses your white shirt to clean his asshole.

Since somebody used his white shirt as toilet paper, he suffers from white shirt paranoia.

White shirt paranoia by IDKWIA April 12, 2014