par down

Managementspeak for "no you can't have one".

Employee: can I have another cupboard to store things in my office?

Manager: we are presently seeking to "par down" the amount of storage in this particular area.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 11, 2010

par head

Someone who only gives head so so

Guy 1:How was your new girlfriend last night?
Guy 2:Dude, she's a total par head!
Guy 1:That sucks . . . can I have a shot at her?

by Jose Reynolds September 15, 2007

sub par

below par, basically crap

pete's underoath t-shirt is of their sub par album, so therefore not cool to wear at satan's hollow

by gloriawhoria February 14, 2008

sauce par

When mandem get parred by da sauce, he spill sauce all over his clothes n ting.

mate you just got sauce parred by that PARbeque sauce!

by adgsadghhdgfddash February 25, 2011

2-Par

when a girl lays on her back, and the guy inserts his dick into her anal, and sticks his fngers in her vagina. thus it being a two in one hole kind of deal.

"It felt amazing when he gave me 2-par!"

"Man, it wa cool to hear her moan, and be in her twice at once. Whoever thought of 2-par, is kinky"

by Redheaded Sex Devil February 14, 2012

sub-par

Slightly below average.

Hey you see that chick?
Yeah, don't hit that man she's sub-par.

How'd you do on that exam?
Sub-par, i got a 70.

by LateNightLumber December 25, 2009

nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.

by Alfred August 23, 2006