wank

To vigorously and repeatedly move the handle of a mechanical device.
As in this instruction to the crew of a small boat in trouble:

"Come on, wank that pump handle or this bloody cow will sink..."
by Coxswain January 11, 2006
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Wank

to masterbate, to slap it, to jack it, to smack it, to fondle oneself.
by yeee yo May 11, 2006
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wank

1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation
abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever
by lucas bolton April 24, 2006
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Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now
by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020
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Wank

A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.
by ageing_for_c December 11, 2012
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Wanking

i love it at night when i'm wanking
by tom millhouse March 2, 2004
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wank

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010
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