An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.
by mounopano April 24, 2006
Get the ass omelettemug. Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.
by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012
Get the Colorado Omelettemug. John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.
Richard: Are they nice?
John: Three words. Flat and saggy.
Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
Richard: Are they nice?
John: Three words. Flat and saggy.
Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011
Get the Cheese Omelettesmug. A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
by bexla March 17, 2010
Get the Denver Omelettemug. When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.
The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
Get the Mexican omelettemug. When you have a whole bunch of hurting shit to do the next morning, you have a huge dinner the night before and drink hard liquor until you puke on the couch and pass out. When you get up the next day you are awakened to that nice omelette of puke you had prepared the night before.
Floormate- Josh, why didn't you get up for your psyc course cram this morning?
Josh- Shit man, last night was a really omelette maker, i didnt get up till 1.
Josh- Shit man, last night was a really omelette maker, i didnt get up till 1.
by DJ JDeezy April 17, 2008
Get the omelette makermug. The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.
by Wash U Track May 31, 2006
Get the Texas Omelettemug.