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Oliver

Oliver is known as a massive cock sucker. He is usually a fat twat and loves to eat sweaty cocks.
Wow look at oliver the sweaty cock sucker.
by Realbitvh September 13, 2019
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Oliver

A premature Danish boy that gets rejected by Thor’s hammer. Every time.
If only he was as good at picking up hammers as he is at knowing the word for ‘tits’ in every language.
“Oh look it’s Oliver!”
“Yeah, he couldn’t pick up the hammer once again.”
by Jar of wisdom February 14, 2018
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Oliver

Oliver is a dumb little college bitch who didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Considered the odd one out even amongst homeschoolers, meeting an Oliver will almost always be the most uncomfortable feeling you've ever had. He's usually the tallass ginger that falls asleep in class, and passes with C's. He's generally socially irrelevant and is useless at parties. Probably has war stories about gay boy scouts, or something weird like that.
College Chad 1: Bro, did you see Oliver walk into class 30 minutes late? lmao

College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.

College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.
by chloe_isnt_that_bad April 11, 2022
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Oliver

Kind of stinks likes moldy peanut butter and a burnt 2p coin. He likes eating fish and onion porridge. Once he painted himself pink and squished a elf in Brazil.
Oliver Kind of stinks like nitrogen
by Want even me May 29, 2023
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Oliver

A nice guy who may get rejected to certain people but always has a great number of people interested in him also he is often found good at computing and dont forget his love for dogs and cats also he is rather hot and has quite the personality too
Oliver is noice
by Lol memes July 6, 2019
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Oliver

Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick
Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!
by r2309iju3=f 32 September 5, 2022
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Oliver

Oliver's are sexy af, jeez you ain't even know, They are so smart Einstein can't compete with them
You want to be an Oliver
by hauxxxx December 30, 2020
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