Oliver

Oliver is a common nickname to someone who really loves cars. This is because a lot of car companies have atleast one guy called Oliver in their staff team.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy looking at the car?
Guy 2: Yeah that dude definetely was an Oliver

by Squibble Kibble May 27, 2018

Oliver

A premature Danish boy that gets rejected by Thor’s hammer. Every time.
If only he was as good at picking up hammers as he is at knowing the word for ‘tits’ in every language.

“Oh look it’s Oliver!”
“Yeah, he couldn’t pick up the hammer once again.”

by Jar of wisdom February 14, 2018

Oliver

Kind of stinks likes moldy peanut butter and a burnt 2p coin. He likes eating fish and onion porridge. Once he painted himself pink and squished a elf in Brazil.

Oliver Kind of stinks like nitrogen

by Want even me May 29, 2023

Oliver

Oliver is a dumb little college bitch who didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Considered the odd one out even amongst homeschoolers, meeting an Oliver will almost always be the most uncomfortable feeling you've ever had. He's usually the tallass ginger that falls asleep in class, and passes with C's. He's generally socially irrelevant and is useless at parties. Probably has war stories about gay boy scouts, or something weird like that.

College Chad 1: Bro, did you see Oliver walk into class 30 minutes late? lmao

College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.

College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.

by chloe_isnt_that_bad April 11, 2022

Oliver

A literal sack of potatoes and is completely useless

Here comes that dumbass Oliver

by TheFakeDuckNorris June 6, 2019

Oliver

Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick

Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!

by r2309iju3=f 32 September 5, 2022

Oliver

Oliver's are sexy af, jeez you ain't even know, They are so smart Einstein can't compete with them

You want to be an Oliver

by hauxxxx December 30, 2020