Person 1: You moved my salt shaker.
Person 2: Quit being so obsessive.
Gun 1: BANG!
Person 1:(Moves salt shaker to original position.)
Person 2: Quit being so obsessive.
Gun 1: BANG!
Person 1:(Moves salt shaker to original position.)
by Reginald Spaz May 1, 2008
Get the obsessive mug.Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.
by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006
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Combination of words "obsessed" and "lesbian." A girl who claims to be straight, but is obsessed with other girls. An obsessbian will usually pick out a couple of victims and make those girls the center of their obsessianism.
Laura: OMG! BRENDA! I LOVE YOU! TALK TO ME BRENDA! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TODAY BRENDA! COME GIVE ME A HUG! I LOVE YOU BRENDA! I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO!
-starts chasing Brenda-
-Brenda starts to run-
Brenda: EW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OBSESSBIAN!
-starts chasing Brenda-
-Brenda starts to run-
Brenda: EW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OBSESSBIAN!
by Hi Phant December 31, 2010
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To lack the ability to leave a person alone
An 'animal' that never quits the hunt
To lack the ability to leave a person alone
An 'animal' that never quits the hunt
Their Obsession Is Jenna Tarmac
She's an obsession, the one obsession, I need to stalk her at work, I need to stalk her in jobs......
She's an obsession, the one obsession, I need to stalk her at work, I need to stalk her in jobs......
by Crazy Word Bitch October 11, 2009
Get the Obsession mug.or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.
by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009
Get the Obsessive Jonas Disorder mug.All of the girls who wrote in about Orlando bloom and think that they love him. (or is that just dilusional?)
by Shandy December 22, 2003
Get the obsession mug.A person who is overly-obsessed/addicted to one thing, and then leave it behind in favor of being into something else, and then continuing the cycle of jumping from one thing to the other.
"Gosh, wasn't Aurelia into Pokemon last week?"
"Yup, and it was Kingdom Hearts before that, Devil May Cry before THAT..."
"She's quite the Obsessionist, isn't she?"
"Yup, and it was Kingdom Hearts before that, Devil May Cry before THAT..."
"She's quite the Obsessionist, isn't she?"
by Emerald Twin Blade May 27, 2009
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