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obsessive

To have a place for everything and everything in it's place
Person 1: You moved my salt shaker.

Person 2: Quit being so obsessive.

Gun 1: BANG!

Person 1:(Moves salt shaker to original position.)
by Reginald Spaz May 1, 2008
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observant

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.
Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.
by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006
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obsessbian

Combination of words "obsessed" and "lesbian." A girl who claims to be straight, but is obsessed with other girls. An obsessbian will usually pick out a couple of victims and make those girls the center of their obsessianism.
Laura: OMG! BRENDA! I LOVE YOU! TALK TO ME BRENDA! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TODAY BRENDA! COME GIVE ME A HUG! I LOVE YOU BRENDA! I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO!
-starts chasing Brenda-
-Brenda starts to run-
Brenda: EW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OBSESSBIAN!
by Hi Phant December 31, 2010
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Obsession

To love in a fanatical way

To lack the ability to leave a person alone

An 'animal' that never quits the hunt
Their Obsession Is Jenna Tarmac

She's an obsession, the one obsession, I need to stalk her at work, I need to stalk her in jobs......
by Crazy Word Bitch October 11, 2009
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Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.
After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.
by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009
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obsession

Something that you think about or do all of the time over and over.
All of the girls who wrote in about Orlando bloom and think that they love him. (or is that just dilusional?)
by Shandy December 22, 2003
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Obsessionist

A person who is overly-obsessed/addicted to one thing, and then leave it behind in favor of being into something else, and then continuing the cycle of jumping from one thing to the other.
"Gosh, wasn't Aurelia into Pokemon last week?"

"Yup, and it was Kingdom Hearts before that, Devil May Cry before THAT..."

"She's quite the Obsessionist, isn't she?"
by Emerald Twin Blade May 27, 2009
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