Making the Mother of all omelettes

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.

Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

by FuckinJoe March 27, 2022

Mexican Omelet

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."

by Dingleberry Tatas May 1, 2008

chin omelette

the result of a male nutting on the chin of another person's face

I gave Susie a massive chin omelette last night while she sucked my cock.

by slingblade January 21, 2003

omelette head

when someone's hair is two different colors so that the top is one color and the bottom is another.

a boy with a blonde top hair and dark bottom hair is an omelette head. or a girl who dies her hair blonde and lets the rots grow out dark so that all the hair on her head down to her ears is dark and all the hair below the ears is blonde....

by gibbergoo September 20, 2009

Omelette du fromage

The amazing phrase from Dexter's laboratory in the episode "The Big Cheese", when he listens to a French recording overnight to learn said language. This consequentially gets stuck on repeat, on this phrase. The next day all he can say is "omelette du fromage", actually working to his advantage in everything he does (except at the end, when his lab blows up).

Although meant to depict "cheese omelette", this phrase is grammatically incorrect. You should say "omelette au fromage", which means "an omelette with cheese".

Despite this, people still say the phrase "for the lols."

Mike: I only know one french word. Actually a phrase: Omelette du fromage.

Sarah: Dexter's lab?

Mike: Dexter's lab!

Sarah: Hahahaha!!

Mike: Roflcopter Lolmobile!

Sarah: 'o.O?

Mike: Jk.

Sarah: -.-

by MrSchwab December 12, 2009

omegladon

Slang term for fisting.

After enjoying the shocker so much, she was ready to step it up to the omegladon.

by Little King August 4, 2006

chin omelete

the act of busting a load on a girls face, and having it ultimately drip down her chin. the texture of the semen and its elasticity are what create the illusion of eggs, hence the term "chin omelete."

"yo dawg, i gave that slag (insert name here) a nasty chin omelete for breakfast, ya heard?"

by Nick Long Island November 8, 2004