NASCAR

The official sport of in breeds, rednecks as well as white trash!

Look at all those WT at the NASCAR race!

by Piranha May 16, 2005

Nascar Nasty

A Sexual act when one person puts dip into their mouth before an oral confrontation then proceeds to use the spit for lubrication.

I was on the bus when a Hobo gave me a Nascar Nasty!

by Dr.ClarkLove November 3, 2010

NASCARJIMMY2

Nascarjimmy2 is a runescape player constantly jacked up on pcp and meth. He likes the skill of woodcutting and he likes bestiality.

(13:27:53) <@nascarjimmy2> brb i got cum all over my face

by onlight23 July 22, 2009

nussack

Nussack.. scrotus, scrotum testicular area, sometimes referred to as “balls,” “the boys,” “the rocks,” endless terminology.. commonly used when you’re in such immense pain from being kicked in the Nadz that you cannot clearly annunciate the “T” sound in the word nutsack.

Alternative meaning: A person who does not competently understand the reasoning behind having stretched wheels and tires on a fat truck.

*One friend throws flying hammer fist into other friend’s nussack*

injured friend- F#$K Nik! You got me right in the nussack!

by Rawboiiiiyeahhhh May 21, 2018

Nasca

Any person or animal of a rotund nature normally due to incessant consumption of food (including chocolate fro-yo, which is conducive to Nascan survival);

prone to semi-frequent "oops" and an occasional waddle;

characterized by an ashy surface texture and squaggly hair (as one might associate with that of buffaloes);

"Yo, you see that fat bitch tryin' to run? He's quite the Nasca!"

"oop! my skin needs some lubriderm," said the Nasca

"Yo that Nasca really rounds out that pull over"

by Buffalo Rick January 28, 2009

nascar

National Stock Car Association... or something like that. Founded on the East coast of the US in 1947 by Bill France. Featured great drivers like Junior Johnson and Lee Petty in the '50s. Car's were almost completely (85-90%) stock, which in a bad thing when it comes to safety. Most tracks were very twisty, and on unpaved roads. Most early NASCAR stockers topped-out at around 110mph, give or take a few. Of course, 4-wheel drum brakes were standard fare, and they hadn't even though of roll bars or window netting until the early '60s. In a accident, drivers could be killed easily. Since cars back then were very primitive, driver's had to work alot harder and drive alot better than they do today, with the safety and the aerodynamics and the super hi-tech V8's. Chrylser and Oldsmobile were very involved with NASCAR in throughout the '50s. By the latter-half of the '60s, Ford/Mercury and Dodge/Plymouth were the only teams really involved with racing. Engineers had essentially just discovered aerodynamics, and cars such as the Ford Torino Talladega and Dodge Daytona incorporated the latest in hi-tech aerodynamic aids. Suspensions and drivetrains had also gotten considerably better, but not to the point were it took the 'fun" out of driving. Safety had improved vastly, too, in part because of a crash in which Richard Petty ended up with hundred of shards of glass in his eyes. Materials were made better and stronger, and multi-point roll-barrs were used. Materials were also made out off more-modern weight-saving meterials, in an effort to make the cars that much faster. Hemi cylinder heads were used on Ford and Mopar engines by around '64. Converting a normal wedge-headed engine to a hemi one added about 85hp. By the '70s, it became more of a business thing than really racing, with more and more money involved and cars getting less and less 'stock."

'60s Nascar stock cars
Mopar Charger 500/Daytona, Road Runner Superbird
Ford Torino Talladega, Mercury Cyclone Spoiler

by A person named Person December 28, 2005

nubcake

Noun- Someone that sucks at an online game. Used as an insult that typically irritates the person at whom it is being directed. Derived from the word nub, which is a variation of the word noob. Usually, the word nubcake is exchanged among experienced players in a joking manor, since most real noobs would not understand its meaning.

"sweet micro nubcake..."

"lol noob, would you like some nubsauce with ur nubcakes?"

"wow...gg, ally is a complete nubcake"

"aight man, ttyl" "peace nubcake"

by Chris Mickle November 29, 2006