Nasca 

Any person or animal of a rotund nature normally due to incessant consumption of food (including chocolate fro-yo, which is conducive to Nascan survival);

prone to semi-frequent "oops" and an occasional waddle;

characterized by an ashy surface texture and squaggly hair (as one might associate with that of buffaloes);

"Yo, you see that fat bitch tryin' to run? He's quite the Nasca!"

"oop! my skin needs some lubriderm," said the Nasca

"Yo that Nasca really rounds out that pull over"

Nasca by Buffalo Rick January 28, 2009

nasca lines 

(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.

Your mother

nasca lines by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill 

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.

First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.

nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010

nasalpuke 

What you get when you close your mouth while vomitting.

Ted shot some nasalpuke down his shirt.

nasalpuke by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

nasal demons 

Recognized shorthand on the Usenet group comp.std.c for any unexpected behavior of a C compiler on encountering an undefined construct. During a discussion on that group in early 1992, a regular remarked "When the compiler encounters a given undefined construct it is legal for it to make demons fly out of your nose" (the implication is that the compiler may choose any arbitrarily bizarre way to interpret the code without violating the ANSI C standard). Someone else followed up with a reference to "nasal demons", which quickly became established. (see Jargon)

Your program has nasal demons.

nasal demons by Jabberwocky May 10, 2003

Nasal intercourse

A type of sexual intercouse in which the male penis is inserted into their partners nose.

Timmy wanted to spice up his sex life with Sheela so they had nasal intercourse.

Nasal intercourse by Galapicos potato May 6, 2014

Israeli Nasal Slapper 

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.

drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"

Israeli Nasal Slapper by amaral11 December 31, 2010