Fuck Numpty

Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.

People who have one too many shots of tequila can be described as a FUCK NUMPTY

by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018

numpty

A term of endearment used by members of an IT team in an electricity company used to describe their now ex-boss.

What's Numpty on about now?

by MILLA03 aka Stuart Millard May 29, 2003

numpty

A guy who always stands as close as possible to you when at the urinal and who you are sure is sneaking a peak...

My friend John-Roy is a real numpty I caught him checking out the goods...

by RAH August 7, 2003

numpty

Someone who does not know what a Numpty is - typically based in the Good Ol' US of A.

Frequently works for someone like Joe from the Button Factory and sometimes has long blonde hair

by UK Friends July 27, 2004

numpty

Description of person who can't create a second page in a booklet in MS Word

Oh, Pavlina, you numpty, you're doing ma heed in!

by CH August 24, 2004

numpty

martin friend i.e buggers up pc's just by looking at them also see: wong johnny curse of

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

numpty

The piece of flesh between your A*** Hole and your Private parts.

I had the runs so bad it was dribbling down my numpty

by Nik January 22, 2004