not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018

Not Anymore You Don't

The phrase you use when a person is something, but for some reason, isn't anymore.

Person 1: "I'm smart"
Math: "Not anymore you don't"

by Loud Dumbass November 9, 2021

not if you like it

when a person is getting raped, it's technically not rape, if the person being raped like it.

"Why are you touching my dick Jeff, It's fucking gay"
"Not if you like it"

by Geff the gay November 15, 2021

You Not Left

When you 100 % absolutely, undisputedly, ya oooand unequivocally right. When one tells no lies, keeps it real, and reads from the Non-Fiction section. What one is when they spittin nuthin but facts.

1st MF: Ey, Bro. You see Stacie in that dress at Hilfiger’s party? You could never tell from her usual getup, but GAAAAWWWD DAAAAYUUM! Shorty madd cheeked up…

2nd MF: You not left, Bro. You not left…

by Don Corona September 21, 2021

you not feeling a yn

It means y'all don't vibe the same and you not feeling his/her vibe

You not feeling a yn or what?

by Tkkjit November 26, 2021

you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.

“Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”

by marriiii!! February 4, 2024

You not even the fart

A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.

Mark, you think yo the shit? You not even the fart.

by Imamunch February 7, 2024