prima nocta

when you claim first rights to hook up with or hit on everybody at a party you're hosting. i.e. sexual firsties

{while at your casa during a party} yo dude, i totally call prima nocta on that hot chick over there.

by samtino March 22, 2011

Summer Nocturnality Syndrome

Behavior often characterized in people with a summer break where the individual would start sleeping five o' clock in the morning and wake up two in the afternoon, because they simply and quite frankly don't give a damn.

Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.

Joe's (Summer Nocturnality Syndrome Patient) Typical Day:

Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep

Repeat.

by zebracanon June 26, 2010

Noctaurus

A god-like figure; one characterizing or allegorizing all that is power and well-being

OMGWTFBBQ, Noctaurus is my motherfucking idol.

by An obsessed disciple January 4, 2004

Noctor

the night doctor. doctor is day doctor as moctor is mid day doctor and noctor is night doctor

Doink: I have work until 1 am none of the doctors offices are open. My UTI hurts so bad please help,
Zank: Go see the Noctor. He is open at night. He is night doctor. he helps with my ED (erectile dysfunction)

by penisman60099 January 6, 2023

nocturanal emission

Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.

Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.

by Virgil G October 31, 2007

nocturtle

a nocturnal turtle; a turtle that is awake at the night time and asleep at the daytime. also known as a party turtle or wartortle.

James, the biggest douche in the universe, wished he was dead, or at least a nocturtle because let's face it he was pretty shit as a human being.

Unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. May he rot in pieces.

by fine_dine_decca February 2, 2010

Nocturnal ass bitch

your a bitch who sleep all day and shit and is awake all night being a dumb whore and a crackhead

Sadie : girl where the fuck you’ve been

Sophie : girl I’m a nocturnal ass bitch

by Sophii May 7, 2021