no homo

A term used when you are straight but are gonna do something gay temporarily.

A gay shield used when you are straight but are forced to do gay stuff.

Person 1 :Hey captain Rogers ! Can you check if my ass looks thick?
Person 2 : yeah for sure! *Sighs deeply* No Homo! .. come her let me check

by SigmaBalls October 10, 2018

no homo

When you say something that’s really fruity ( gay ) and you cover it up confirming that you are indeed NOT making a homosexual statement.

“I fucked his ass last night...no homo.”

“Dude, you’re fucking gay.”

by It’sABitchAssLife_ May 26, 2018

no homo

something you say when in denial of being gay/lesbian/bisexual.

"hey man, ur hot and i want to date you but no homo."
"..."

by that one fucking idiot November 2, 2019

no homo

when you love your bro but its no homo

no homo tho

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself March 28, 2022

no homo

An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.

It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO

Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*

by realLoner September 30, 2019

No Homo

this is extremely gay and we both want it to be but we don't want the straight people to know that

Guy 1: Yo i love you no homo tho
Guy 2: No homo

by Yooit'ssimon June 2, 2018

No homo

When you kiss your best bro, but don’t want it to look gay. No homo

“Hey bro your ass looks hella fine in those tight jeans, no homo.”

by Roacheater September 19, 2019