Planking

To lie face down with an emotionless face, arms to the side, in a rigid manner. Can be done by anyone on anything to make an impressive picture. It is proper to have a picture taken of oneself planking and post it on Facebook. Originated by British Rugby player David "Wolfman" Williams

Jim- What is that idiot doing laying on the park bench face down looking like a zombie

Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.

by KyleBFC June 19, 2011

Planking

To lie across 2 parallel objects.

Fan 1:
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.

by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011

Planking

Sport invented in Australia where you lie flat on your stomach while someone else takes photographs and uploads them onto the internet.

That was some mean planking bro!

by Planker#1 June 18, 2011

Planking

Lying flat and straight, face down on as small a surface as possible. The weirder or more dangerous the location the better.

Dude 1: Didn't some guy die planking?
Dude 2: Yeah, its my new favorite sport!

by letsgoplank June 19, 2011

Planked

A different way of saying "You got owned."

Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"

by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009

plank

4 wheels, trucks and a deck made of wood. a.k.a. Skateboard

ride my plank to bowmanville

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

planked

"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)

"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."

by Stratz101 November 26, 2009