Newt

A sexy ass hunk of a man. he a sexy mama :D

Teresa: Dayummmm Newt is fine as hell
Thomas: BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE

by TheRealGoogle>:) March 27, 2021

Newt

An ugly:

Skank

Whore

Slut

Bitch
or all of the above

Chad:Some newt was all over me last night..

Brian: Was she even hot?

Chad: dude she was a newt... she was ugly as fuck.

by Chodelovernikki October 14, 2015

Newt

Newt means nothing

For example :

james : yo mate wys?
taylor : newt mate

by yxrsa June 6, 2022

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

Newt

A short, curly haired Filipino Boi

Slide to NEWT’s Auto

by Newt6969 March 20, 2020

The Newt

Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.

matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word

by baby-blue. April 24, 2010

Newt

A toxic or asshole person typically referring to a partner or significant other.

“Dude I married such a fucking newt”

by CrazedCreatures March 28, 2024