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Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.
Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.
by Lunoir June 30, 2019
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angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.
So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.
by Angry Mick February 5, 2012
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Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?
by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013
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The Newt

Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.
matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word
by baby-blue. April 24, 2010
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Newt

Newt is super hot and cute. He is in maze runner and is so freaking hot. He would burn you if you saw him and is definitely a big snack!
“Newt is hot!”
Ikr
by Lolo newt lover April 17, 2021
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Newt

Slide to NEWT’s Auto
by Newt6969 March 20, 2020
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hold your newt

Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming
by Sassy ma April 16, 2019
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