by S.E.McD February 17, 2009
Get the Old New Hampshire Logging Trailmug. When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.
Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018
Get the New Hampshire Ape Festmug. A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
by glock23 March 21, 2009
Get the New Hampshire After Hours Showmug. The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
Get the New Hampshire Hedgehogmug. by nermalpecker September 16, 2025
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Get the New Hampshiremug. by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019
Get the New Hampshire kissmug.