by S.E.McD February 17, 2009
When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.
Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018
A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
by glock23 March 21, 2009
by panheaddan November 15, 2023
New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”
They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.
*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*
Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!
Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.
*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*
Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!
Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”
Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
by Urban Opinions (Not affiliated April 12, 2025
Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?
Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
Always Ready. Always There.
Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
by jollyranger December 21, 2016