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Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.
I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.
by S.E.McD February 17, 2009
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New Hampshire Ape Fest

When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.
Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?

Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.

Lad 1: What did they do to her?

Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.

Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018
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A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
Visit the New Hampshire After Hours show's website. www.nhafterhours.com
by glock23 March 21, 2009
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New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal
My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.
by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019
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New Hampshire

Located in the south east of England, consisting of 3 major cities which include: Portsmouth, Southampton, and Winchester
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.

The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'

Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South

Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)

Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
I bet you were looking for New Hampshire as in the US state, lmao there are minimal definitions about the real Hampshire, so I thought I'd make one my self and name it New Hampshire to gain it more attention!
by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022
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Always Ready. Always There.

Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
by jollyranger December 21, 2016
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New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
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