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evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
by Consequences October 7, 2010
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lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock
that stock evo 7 just raped that gto
by gah September 15, 2003
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revolution

A violent change in the dominant government of a country. Also a national sport in South America.
Castro came to power through a revolution.
by Small dog named karl April 25, 2003
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dance dance revolution

see also ddr

an arcade game (although there are also versions for video game systems) where the player stands on a metal platform with 4 arrows (right, left, up, down). Arrows move up (or down if you have mad skillz) the screen, and when they hit the top the player steps on the corresponding arrow. The steps follow the beat of the music thats playing, which is where they get dancing, even though it doesnt really look like you're dancing (unless, once again, you have mad skillz and can spin and do all this other crazy stuff... takes lotsa coordination). 5 modes - beginner, light, standard, heavy, challenge. Challenge isnt too much different from heavy though. The step patterns and speed of the steps get faster/harder as the modes get harder, lotsa songs are a lot harder than others *cough*LEGEND OF MAX*cough*. really addicting, lotsa fun, awesome game. GO TO AN ARCADE AND PLAY IT, YOU LOOSER!!! =P
by rainynights447 August 30, 2005
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Revolution

Using power or your voice to change a way of thinking or take any action either peacefully or not.
"Dude he totally participated in a revolution"
by don'th8db8 July 5, 2018
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Revolution

If you want to start one read Abbie Hoffman books.
In order for a revolution to take palce you need guns, flowers and lots of LSD.
by MDMA February 8, 2005
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Evolutionize

Evolving to be better than all those around you; reaching godhood.
"Dude, Aaron totally evolutionized"
"Ikr. He's totally on another level now"
by ya tilted bro? January 30, 2019
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