zeterosexual

The sexuality of asians who don't like rice, nor like hello kitty, nor are ricers. The orientation is still a mystery and will likely remain so.

Jenson's the biggest zeterosexual! I saw him burning a hello kitty doll!

by Jdix September 26, 2006

Numerosexual

To have sexual feelings towards a paticular number.

She is Numerosexual, i saw he kissing the number 11

by BT91 January 13, 2009

heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

heterosexual

A normal human being who likes to have sex with the opposite gender.

by str8 4 life March 7, 2003

Heterosexual-Male

A male sexually interested in women (plural).

Q: That guy wants to have 2 girlfriends, does that make him a chauvinist?

A: No, it just means that he is a Heterosexual-Male.

credit: Johnny Soporno

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 26, 2017

Bi-Poly-Heterosexual

Kinda gay, but really gay, but actually no homo

We are all Bi-Poly-Heterosexual for the homies

by PogManTommy February 22, 2021

heterosexual lifemate

Your closest platonic friend.

Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.

by IceIceBurghy March 16, 2009