nervous nigga

A black man from a middle class background who wants to be like the street 'niggaz'. Will dress in outlandish 70s pimp gear and fuck up drug deals through a transparent lack of experience. Will try to talk the nigga talk but will invariably give himself away with overuse of dated terminology and lapses into refinement. Essentially a nice guy who longs to be bad.

Nervous Nigga: Soooo, ma man. Here's the muthafucking snow, do you have ma muthafucking dough?
Real Nigga: I'm sorry? Oh I see. This nigga's puttin on a lil song an dance routine.
NN: Now muthafuck! It's time for da feet to hit da street! Ma dough, Bro!
RN: You're kinda lil excited ain't ya? Just chill y'all.
NN: Now see here, if you don't pay up then so help me God Nigel here will set about you with a Stanley knife and tear three new bumholes in your coal black face.
RN: Nigel? Stanley what?
Nigel: Leave me out it, Charles Henry. I'll do no such thing.
RN: Well now. If we don't have us a coupla nervous niggaz. Y'all enjoying LA?
Nigel: Oh yes. Very much so. Almost as scenic as Richmond on Thames.

by Dave Fritzenburger January 11, 2008

nervous nuts

Someone who gets overly nervous or excited about EVERYTHING!

Hey nervous nuts, chill out! Man, you got nervous nuts, relax!

by Boston Slang February 12, 2008

nervouscited

When you are extremely excited to do something, but are also very nervous to do so.

I am very nervouscited about the swimming unit tomorrow.

by Tea Rose Witchlette April 21, 2016

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.

"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

nervous game

A game played with a guy and a girl. The guy touches the girl's chin and from there gets to touch wherever he wants, the entire time asking if she's nervous. If she is, she loses.

Someone who enjoys the nervous game will never be nervous.

by lina22222 January 8, 2008

nervousode

a word which combines the meanings and spelling of "nervous" and "episode," denoting nervousness, frustration, and/or an emotional episode

I am going nuts; I feel like I am having a nervousode!

by Wes Nyle December 10, 2013

nervous cup

a beverage of any type to sit and sip on anytime you're nervous... usually to keep one from eating or making a fool of themselves.

You may want to get yourself a nervous cup so you don't eat everything on the buffet.

by luly110 June 27, 2017