Narwhal

When a bald person sticks a suction cup dildo on their head and fucks a woman with it

I narwhaled Becky so hard last night.

by Agnes444 May 10, 2021

Narwhale

The upgraded version of a sword shark,

Child : MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THAT UPGRADED SWORD SHARK (narwhale)

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

throw a narwhal

To flip someone the bird; to give someone the finger.

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat

by pentozali December 31, 2013

Narwhal

A narwhal is a whale with a horn, which is actually a tooth and it can have two of them. And it eats corpses!

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The narwhal Is The MOST beautiful Thing In The Planet!

by Magic Diamond June 27, 2016

Narwhal

A fish with a big sharp penis on it's head.

Your dick is like a narwhal's.

by Urban_Dicktionary69 July 31, 2017

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Narwhal

An under water unicorn

That narwhal looks just like a unicorn, expcept it’s under water!!

by cool_kat456 May 7, 2018