Number 2

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.

Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.

by Jazpur September 7, 2011

Number One Bullshit

Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.

"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov

by AVerySillySillySillySillyMan July 10, 2021

Number 15

Number 15 Burger KIng foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus.

Person ordering at Burger King : Can I get a number 15 please with a large root beer?
Me: DON'T GET IT!!!! THE LETTUCE HAS FOOT FUNGUS!! DON'T GET THE POP TOO!!! YOU"LL GET DIARRHEA

by SHORTCAKE :) February 1, 2019

number 2

To excrete waste; take a shit.

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."

by x January 31, 2003

Number 1

Yourself.

Always look out for number 1.

by Jazpur October 29, 2011

Gary Numan

Gary Numan is an English songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. He was signed to Beggars Banquet in 1979 and released the album Replicas (which went to number one in the UK) in the same year with the band Tubeway Army. Replicas, The Pleasure Principle, Telekon, Dance and I, Assassin were all released between 1979 and 1981 and they are heralded as genre-defying new wave albums. Unfortunately, due to large debts and a desire to reconquer the charts, Numan ended up recording a series of below-par albums during the best part of the eighties and early nineties. It was not until he released the album Sacrifice in 1994 that he began to show again his lyrical prowess and capacity to innovate. The following albums, Exile, Pure, Hybrid and Jagged, as well as a newfound following among artists such as The Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson have greatly improved Numan's reputation, and given him a cult fan following throughout the UK.

The more I disregard the signs
The more I glide.
The more I walk across the lines
The more I fly.

Crazier by Gary Numan, taken from the album Hybrid.

by Cream Selector July 18, 2007

Grosjean Number

Palindromic, sequenced, or repeating numbers on odometers/trip meters.

Doug Grosjean, of IBMWR Presidential fame, has always been fascinated by palindromic or repeating number sequences as they rolled up on the odometer, frequently posting pictures of his speedometer as the odometer and trip meter lined up to make memorable numbers. Who doesn't remember cracking that first 100,000 miles on their vehicle?

While some number combinations are naturally occurring, the chances of other combinations self-occurring are remarkably slim and require preplanning by the watcher. This helps provide some level of interaction with the process, further improving the enjoyment achieved by people wanting to create their own Grosjean Numbers. Having multiple odometers helps improve the difficulty of creating multiple number combinations further decreasing boredom while on those long trips!

A friend's son attending Penn State explained the phenomenon to his math teachers, who quickly adopted Grosjean Numbers within examples of their class work.

Grosjean Number examples can be found on your speedometer

Odometer-/--Trip meter
0123456--/--789.0 => 01234567890
1234565--/--432.1
1111111--/--111.1
1000000--/--000.0

by edeslaur October 6, 2009