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Nothing

What my daughter tells me they learned at school today, and every other day for that matter. Usually followed by a shrug. Slang for "I can't be bothered remembering or telling you".
Father: So darling, what did you learn at school today?

Daughter: Nothing. (Shrugs)
by Taco4they September 15, 2017
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It's better than nothing

A phrase used to describe an accomplishment so insignifican it is virtually equivalent to nothing. Often used by slackers to justify slacking.
My goal was to exercise for an hour, but after 2 minutes on the tread mill I called it quits and ordered a pizza. It's better than nothing.
by GianPaolo September 2, 2011
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Nothingism

A religion based on the central belief that: "NOTHING MATTERS."

This is a REAL religion.
Nothingism

ex.1
normal person: What are you doing?
Nothingist: It doesn't matter
ex.2
normal person: Why do we exist?
christian: Because God created us.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.
ex.3
newb nothingist: I don't think i'm praying right.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.
by Hacked Ranger October 2, 2010
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can't tell me nothin'

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.
Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!
by M.C. Escher January 15, 2008
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nattie ice

a beer with a great history of service to the working classes of america.. A beer that makes you wanna wake up and go to work, with the comfort of knowing that multiple cold brews will be waiting. at a price of 4.99 for a 12 pack this brew is a simply unbeatable value that invites many classy, yet unemployed, inviduals to enjoy its rich taste. When added to a funnel this beverage has the ability to make an individual incoherent within several minutes. When purchasing in a grocery store, many fellow customers will tend to make comments about the quality of the beverage, but these comments shoud be ignored
"Nattie Ice!!!! you must be getting really fucked up tonight."
by joe jameson September 12, 2006
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Nothing At All

What Flanders says to Homer while wearing a skin-tight ski suit. The image is burned into Homer's mind and haunts him for the rest of his life.

During this particular quote, Flanders turns around and shakes his butt to Homer to emphasize his point.
Flanders: "I love this new ski suit! Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"

Homer: "AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Stupid, sexy Flanders..."
by Enzo N20 July 4, 2009
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two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)
Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>
by Eugene206 October 13, 2006
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