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newt shot

An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.
He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.
by Pansy Parkinson-Pratt February 18, 2021
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Newt Gingrich

A blowjob. Named after former Speaker of the House from Georgia and the greatest dick-sucker of all time, Newt Gingrich.

Newt will be remembered for normalizing hostile and aggressive speech toward political opponents, his various extramarital affairs with young interns and staffers, and his contributions to the climate crisis as a result of his “Drill Here, Drill Now” policies and opposition to the American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009, which would have been the first federal legislation to reduce planet-warming carbon emissions.
"I think (Trump) will win next year. If he can win, and I think he will next year, I think we'll keep the House and Senate and probably gain seats in both. I think he really begins to rival the top three or four presidents in American history. He has begun to move us back to being a work-oriented, meritocracy-oriented country that encourages entrepreneurs, encourages new jobs, encourages new technologies. (Trump is) a cheerleader president who is, himself, an entrepreneur." -Newt Gingrich
"Get his ugly ass penis out of your mouth, you scumbag. This level of dick-sucking... (your mom) is learning new tricks from Newt. They've changed it--a Newt Gingrich, that's what they're calling a blowjob nowadays." -Hasan Piker

"Aw, I got a Newt Gingrich the other day! It was awesome!"
by AlmndButtr December 18, 2025
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Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.
"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."
by Face in the place March 8, 2018
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Newt

They guy is very newt
by American spikes July 14, 2019
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Newt

A toxic or asshole person typically referring to a partner or significant other.
“Dude I married such a fucking newt”
by CrazedCreatures March 28, 2024
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Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife
Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.
by Sperm killer March 30, 2021
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Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.
How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!
by Max Mason August 6, 2023
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