A day were everyone gets drunk as fuck with the bestest of their friends; maybe family too. Consists of hard liquor, beertastic beer, and illegal fireworks which completes the night.
*Phone rings* "Uggh, who is this?"
"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"
"What day is it again?"
"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"
"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"
"What day is it again?"
"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"
by Le Derpson December 25, 2011
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"
Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
by CJudge941 June 17, 2011
A popular day for skyrocketing suicide rates, which are usually on holidays where people are alone and depressed. This day is a popular one.
I had planned not to go to any parties new year's eve night to make plans to go up to that tower block and jump off.
by Krista Lee November 27, 2005
When you go berserk after consuming a mutitude of shots, Your friends must then lock you in the van as a result of your incoherent behavor so they can go to the club without you embarresing them, you then lose it as your intoxicated mind taps into its prehistoric nature and busts the van in half as an attempt on figuring out how to push the door open... and there by having to pay your friend the car bill after waking up and not remembering how it happend but knowing it was you that happened.....
During new years I had a New Years Berserk and totally lost it and ripped a japanese lady in half with my bare hands
by He who is known January 05, 2008
The celebratory point of when a guy pulls his penis out of a vagina then shoots his load all over shouting, "Happy New Year".
by Pwise January 12, 2011
It's a brgreat excuses to get very adruck and rithe defintionas on Rurban Diciontsary!! Eye rottttttttee thisa defintinog ong tnew yeras eve's and i well can cguanranteed it git gbalot of vthe votes fov r the best one.!!!!!!!!!!!@!
by TheFevaForTheFlava January 01, 2006
The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.
An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.
As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.
An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.
An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.
As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.
An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.
Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?
Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."
Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"
Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."
Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"
by Melancholy Ocelot January 14, 2011