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naai

Naai is an Afrikaans word meaning shag or copulate. It also rhymes with another afrikaans word, braai meaning barbeque.
"Hey ou's Frik are having a braai and naai at his house!"
"Jirre that chick is uptight, she naais like a poes."
"I naaid this binnet and she braaied my knob end."
by Dodgy Bob January 30, 2007
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Nanaimo

Beautiful small city, although tries too hard to be a mini Vancouver.

Women try to be classy by owning toy poodles, shopping at Suzy Shier, and walking around in Lulu Lemon pants while ending each sentence with "namaste". All the while hitting up the gym twice a week, gossiping about others, leeching off their rich partners/spouses, getting an 'edgy' White girl tattoo(I.e. Infinity symbol), and driving in priuses or dodge chargers(which you can also bet isn't theirs). On top of all this, a majority of them look the same, are super unwelcoming, with questionable motives at best.

The male population generally consists of middle aged suits who drive in large black vehicles who put down people at the drive through, old war vets who are extremely crusty, and young white boys who live off of mommy and daddy's money. None of these walks of life are challenging to spot. The young boys like to wear whatever is on sale at West49 whilst lacking the ability to actually skateboard; acting "tuff", cussing at everyone, and hitting on predeveloped underdressed teenage girls who will put out for anyone are just a few of the activities that teen boys do here.

If you live in Nanaimo long enough, you will see "I Luv Harewood" bumper stickers. This is the equivalent of I heart trash, since Harewood is the ghetto, while also donning the nickname, "Scarewood."
"You know that girl over there? Debby?"
"What about her?"
"She has slept with at least fifty people and shes only 20."
"Wow, that's super young. That's a lot too."
"Yup, she's a Nanaimo girl."
by outsideperception May 24, 2015
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Nasal

The act of putting a penis up your nose. Similar to oral or anal, but with your nose.
"Hey man, wanna know why Jay-Z has such big nostrils?"
"What picking his nose? Is it because he's black??"
"Nah, he gives himself nasal."

"Heard Jessica gives good nasal"
"Better put that shnoz to work"

"Nasal is always better when they're sick, snot is great lube"
by aims6969 March 14, 2014
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nasaljectile

a nasaljectile is a high velocity fluid/object that is projected out of your nasal cavity, aka nose. they are especially apparent when you have a cold...nasaljectiles follow the standard projectile motion described in most physics classes.
holy crap louisa, did you see that nasaljectile lydia just shot across the room!
by nashorn February 16, 2008
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Nasal Sex

sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose
that gnome gave her nasal sex
by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008
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Nagaina

The female cobra off of Riki Tiki Tavi
Nagaina is Nags wife
by Asukalily August 2, 2009
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Tommi Nagai

One of the top upcoming Australian musicians/rappers. You can find his music by searching for "Tommi Nagai" on YouTube :)
"Oi mate you heard that new fire from Tommi Nagai!? That hits hot!"
by ThICcC_mAn March 25, 2021
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