NAB

Definition: Nasty Ass Bastard

Once upon a time, a legendary soccer coach was struggling with a dilemma. His team was full of great guys and good players, but when they had the ball inside the 18 yard box near the goal, they weren't aggressive enough. Seeking a remedy and to inspire them he said (paraphrasing) "Gentlemen, you are good players and even better men - in fact I'd love for you to marry my daughter one day - but when you're out there on the field and you're in the box, I need you to be Nasty Ass Bastards". And in that moment, legends were forged. Those who were there that day have since grown and spread throughout the world. If you happen to come across an NAB, know that you have encountered a man of strong mind and character and an unquenchable fire of the spirit.

"See that guy at the bar wearing an NAB shirt - I'm gonna go shake his hand."

by Hairy Balzagna September 2, 2022

Ass Nabbed

When someone or something steals your donkey(s) away from you either to eat,maim,or fuck it.

Man-"Help, Help, someone has Ass Nabbed my donkey.

by an_Azz_Goblin June 6, 2010

nab

a ez person who should uninstall
eznabuninstall

Player1: gg
Player2: Rekteznabuninstall
Player 1: Toxic kido

by HereComesDatboiOHSHIT February 9, 2017

NAB

Nice as bitch

She was being a NAB to me.

by Meximix April 7, 2021

nab

In the online gaming context it refers to a 'noob-ass bitch'.

Look at that idiot just spinning in place. What a nab.

by Psim April 24, 2020

Nab

An absolute Bad B, top tier girl who is the girl of your dreams. shes wide, large, big, shiny, greasy, and could be found in a zoo.

necro: hey man, i love nab
susboy: ofc you love nab

by OnlyFullFax February 20, 2024

Nabs

A package of snack crackers, such as Lance peanut butter crackers or Ritz cheese crackers. Easy to carry and snack on anywhere.

I'm feeling hungry can you pass me some nabs.

by Papa Collins January 16, 2020