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shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.
Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.
by DatFag February 28, 2014
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mystery look

An outfit consisting of a long sweatshirt and short shorts that leaves the onlooker unsure if the subject is wearing pants. A favorite of young, basic white girls.
Me: - caught looking at a sorority girl -
Wife: My God, is she even wearing pants?
Me: She’s rocking the mystery look. Who knows?
by mikejackson3 November 9, 2019
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Lord of the Mysteries

A webnovel that consists of 8 volumes, written by the Chinese author, Cuttlefish That Loves Diving, and the main character is a young man named Klein Moretti.
“One of the best novels I read”

“Amazing world-building”

“Love the characters, especially Amon”

“Klein should be better to Arrodes…”

“Lord of the Mysteries is in my top ten”
by thelordofmysteries March 30, 2022
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Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .
Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.
by Stanovich June 30, 2020
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Mystery Chick

texing your crush from another phone to get information out of them.

i.e - fooling them into thinking you know them on a personal level, even though you are a fictional person.
"YO WHO FEELS LIKE MYSTERY CHICKING TONIGHT?"

"OMG I SO WANT TO MYSTERY CHICK HER!"
by Bripuff February 23, 2010
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Mysterious Figure

Quite possibly the hardest, and most certainly the cheapest, boss in all of videogame history.
Making his first appearance in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, he was a mysterious hooded figure who wielded two ethereal blades and had the ability to two shot the player on the lower difficulty settings, and one shot the player on the highest.
His sheer damage output, coupled with his ability to start an attack mid combo due to teleportation, and his ability to literally be anywhere on the battlefield at any point in time, often to the point of being in two places at once, made his fight much harder than was necessary.
Couple this with the ability to create four copies of himself, cast the highest level spells in the game, and one-shot the player at any point and time and the battle became more a matter of "when" you would suffer defeat, as opposed to "if".
His subsequent appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3D was a mocking nod to his previous appearance, although not nearly as difficult, if defeated, he would rewind the battle all the way back to the opening camera with half of his health restored and force you to fight him again.
Due to his cheapness, he is definitely the cheapest boss in videogaming history, and ironically, quite possibly the hardest, said irony coming from the fact that the game itself is quite easy, even on the hardest setting.
Gamer A: "I beat the mysterious figure the first try with no damage at level 1!!"
Gamer B: *puts a gun to gamer A's temple* "QUIT LYING FAGGOT! IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS JUST TO BEAT HIM ONCE!!!!"
by Wolf Banderson July 26, 2013
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mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
I had a terrible mystery shit today
by Commander Epic June 19, 2011
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