My Life Me 

A Canadian cartoon made in Adobe Flash about a teenage otaku named Birsch Small, who tries to fit in with her pears in high school. It's notable for using various manga iconography, like those weird x-shaped popping vein things, in facial expressions. It's also notable for at one point being lost media, until some dude ripped and uploaded all of the episodes from a DVD.

My little sister is really into this show called My Life Me, and finishing watching all the episodes.

My Life Me by TheSexiestManInNorthAmerica December 9, 2023

My Life, As A Game Character 

My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.

Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!

My Life, As A Game Character by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

light of my life, fire of my loins 

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

light of my life, fire of my loins by JeanG December 14, 2012

Live my life a quarter mile at a time 

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"

"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

Live my life a quarter mile at a time by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017

ruin my life 

Make me catch feelings, then break my heart

Oh my god your so hot, ruin my life please

ruin my life by Send halp April 18, 2017

stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.

1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

stalking my life on the boardwalk by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010