Always on my ass 

It means to annoy or be on someone constant or always behind your back and it's mean to do that.

My Teacher is always on my ass that I didn't turn in my project last week.

Always on my ass by Bikerninja1997 July 10, 2018

Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club

An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world. One of the best segments in the WWE!

"Next week on Raw Triple H, you will join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club!" - Vince McMahon

Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club by Mullet McFuckington July 3, 2008

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. 

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022

Well spank my ass and call me sally 

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

Well spank my ass and call me sally by DougieT May 30, 2006

byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.

Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!

byte my ass by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

burns my ass 

burns my ass to be highly annoyed or pissed off

my neighbor turning his dogs loose in my yard to shit really burns my ass

burns my ass by blueskypanda June 23, 2020

Are you fucking my ass? 

1: another term for are you fucking kidding me.

2: A queshtions girls use when you stick it in the wrong hole.

1:" denisa totally fucked you in halo"
"Are you fucking my ass"
2: " babe"

"Yea"

"Are you fucking my ass?"

Are you fucking my ass? by Alanmakeufeel October 20, 2014