An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.
by acceljunky May 12, 2011
A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
by SteveHarvYeet April 18, 2019
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by Its The Sean October 12, 2005
The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.
by jdodds January 20, 2015
by Phondooky April 07, 2006
A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.
Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?
by thelegendofsql September 02, 2018