wrinkle muncher

a younger individual who is sexually attracted to older people

Jacob, I can't believe you tried hooking up with my grandma, you're such a wrinkle muncher!!

by Torsea October 25, 2020

muschi

German slang for vagina

kari has a soft muschi

by German Gheppetto June 22, 2006

Muscles Glasses

Oh Muscles Glasses, where do we begin? He's the muscley French-Canadian guy off Epic Meal Time! That sexy man will eat anything. And I like to watch.

Me: I only watch EMT to watch Muscles Glasses eat. It's a turn on.

by lindseyyyywhatwhat August 13, 2011

Muscle Mary

Gay men obsessed with achieving the perfect body.

Muscle Marys often spend hours at the gym lifting weights to secure a good physique.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

missionary muscles

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.

Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.

by silasmeister May 2, 2010

penis muncher

Any living thing with a mouth that munches on penis.

"Man Kelly sure is a penis muncher! Look at the way shes munching on Josh's dick!"

by kelsey :) October 13, 2008

munched on that beaver

when a guy (or girl) eats out (performs oral sex on) a female.

eddie munched on that beaver of stacy's on saturday.

by woeisme May 27, 2006