mumblephock

An EMO gender programmed from birth to produce unintelligible noise, none of it coherent or rational.

Bill Nye the Eye Stye says, she's a murine mumblephock.

by J Cabo September 19, 2017

Mumble Bitch

Mumble and bitch at the same time

Speak up and stop mumble bitching so I can hear you.

by Premiums November 1, 2017

marblelympics

Marblelympics is a beautiful sport for any family occasion. From Christmas to cult traditions it will make your gatherings so much better. Watching those little balls roll along is such a turn on.

Person 1: My favorite team in the marblelympics is the snowballs
Person2: No go Team Galactic.

by Mackmye12999 December 25, 2019

marblesodahere

the most sexiest mf on earth, marble.

smithers: hey did you hear what marble said yesterday?
duck: whos marble?
smithers: marblesodahere, the most sexiest mf on earth. how do you not know her?

by marblesodahere June 16, 2021

Ass marbles

Similar to anal beads, they are small round objects inserted into the rectum for sexual satisfaction. They are meant to be used in moderation and are guaranteed to heighten sexual climax.

Due to insufficient anal satisfaction the homo sapien used ass marbles to enhance their sexual pleasure beyond normal constraints.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

by John Joe September 20, 2012

Marblefag

An inhabitant of Mystic CT, that only stays at the trendy coffeeshop The Green Marble. Their activities include smoking marijuana, longboarding, listening to obscure music, looking hip, and hating absolutely everyone that isn't one of them. Often known to complain about the government and scene kids. Also see hipster.

Rob: Hey dude, can we bring Steve to hang out with us tomorrow?

Tim: No way, man, he's a Marblefag. He'll just smoke Marlboro Reds, rant about George Bush being Satan and make us listen to Reel Big Fish the whole time.

by pinksheep October 6, 2010