The Cock Muncher

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.

Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.

by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022

Fuck munchies

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)

Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies

by Birdcage June 10, 2008

bagel muncher

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.

"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"

by Mo Dees August 4, 2007

Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

by Breezie's September 21, 2005

Munch Gang

A munch gang is when a group of people take lunch trays and form a cult that purges the weak and unworthy.

Girl: Oh shit here comes the munch gang, I hear they fuck shit up
Boy: Oh shit my Guacamole Nigga Penis ass can't handle them, run!
Boy 2: Munch Gang!

by I White Van February 14, 2019

Meatbat muncher

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.

Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day

by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008

blind munchies

the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight

smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!

by A wood December 25, 2008