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Peninsula Mouthwash

A glorified blowjob where the individual performs the act while, just after using mouthwash.
(A)"I heard you got head yesterday." (B) "Even better, she gave me a Peninsula Mouthwash." (A) "You lucky motherfucker."
by garythechair August 7, 2018
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Methane Mouthwash

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.
Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020
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Bong Mouthwash.

Bong MouthWash :
When you swish the bong water in your mouth like mouthwash.
Stoner: Bro, I forgot to bring water to my smoke sesh, and my mouth was dry as a camels pussy.
Stoner #2: And?
Stoner: I had to Bong Mouthwash.
by MegaMilky April 28, 2021
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Daisuke (Mouthwashing)

A kid (On their early 20s) whom parents sent him because the only thing he did was blacking out in parties. He is a intern and he over all was the most oblivious but also the most hopeful out of the whole cru of the Tuplar from Mouth washing (game). Anya mostly hates Daisuke in a sibling way but overall everyone loves Daisuke (She loses to many board games).
This downfall is when he wanted to fix a vent and then got severally injured which was going to lead to a slow and painful death but Swansea (Mouthwashing) sped up the process by putting him out of his misery with a axe.
Also, he is a confirmed gooner....
"Daisuke (Mouthwashing) is my favorite character"
You are real and at this point there is no way to proof you wrong
by Femtalover January 2, 2025
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Morning mouthwash

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash
Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!
by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018
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Mississippi Mouthwash

Rimming your partner right after they take a dump, and repeatedly rinsing your mouth out with water until the water is no longer brown and the anus is sparking clean.
Mary Alice was upset when she was out of toilet paper, but Roger said "don't worry baby, I can give you the Mississippi mouthwash".
by LaShondralah Jones May 8, 2025
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Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.
Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run
by Farkle Safari January 4, 2019
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