throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Ulises Montiel

Ulises is a fucking rat that smells like anime and plays league of legends 24/7. Ulises is also known as cumshot; cumlicocky; or pussy scarecrow

Maten al Cumshot.
Ulises Montiel makes me not want to have children

by Weirdreptile02 November 22, 2021

Full montie

Full montie means going all the way, having full sex

My best friend ask her boyfriend if he wanted to go the full montie with her after prom

by Moi la roi November 28, 2009

Montie

Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.

Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..

by DAVVEEEEEE January 7, 2009

mountin party

when a bunch of people dressed as indians go run around mountins

mountin party!

by senior guapo October 24, 2008

Mountney

A word derived from the two separate words; 'Mount Me'.

Mountney is also a common last name for lady's with pretty faces and can find humor in anything.

Drunken Man: oh pretty lady please Mountney!

Pretty Lady 1: eww did he just say mount me?

Pretty Lady 2: no he said Mountney

Pretty Lady 1: oh thats okay then

by adzam October 13, 2010

mountee

Unique, adrenaline junkie, fun. An all around amazing guy. He is sweet, handsome, and very respectful. He is often taken for granted but still goes the extra mile. He seems big and tough, but he is the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet. Ladies this is the man you wanna never let go of. This is the man you dream about finding and marrying. He's simply the best ever.

Oh god he's such a mountee!

by Lyss420 March 1, 2015