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Moochapotamus

That one friend in your group who you secretly hate because they are always borrowing money, food, cigarettes, etc. And never pay you back or show appreciation. They expect everything to be handed to them in life.
My friend just sits at the bar all night waiting for guys to buy her drinks, she's such a moochapotamus.
by chellington September 4, 2010
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metocracy

An elected system of representation in which the populace is governed by civil servants who are responsible solely to safeguard state institutions and representatives who safeguard the integrity of the vote itself.

A duality of totalitarian democracy and democratic confederalism.
Metocracy treats the will of the people and the desire of the people as distinct entities: dualistic and therefore contrapositional.
by sandraxine June 19, 2018
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Moocher’s Fee

When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.

Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.

Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019
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Monochrome

Monochrome (also known as Checkmate or Checkmating) is the femslash/yuri/wlw ship between Weiss Schnee and Blake Belladonna from the American anime-style web series RWBY.

Weiss Schnee and Blake Belladonna are teammates and make up the W and B of Team RWBY, respectively. Weiss was the heir to the Schnee Dust Company and initially had distrust of the White Fang and of the Faunus (one of two races in the world of RWBY that is distinguishable in that they possess the traits of animals). Due to this, she initially runs into conflict with Blake, who grew up in the White Fang and is a Faunus. Over time, they learn to trust each other and now consider each other like family.
Person A: "Monochrome is such a cute ship, I hope it becomes canon soon!"
Person B: "Me too! I hope they support each other when they both go to Atlas, Weiss's home and the place with the most Faunus discrimination."
by GoatGirlsBestGirls November 24, 2019
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Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"
by Kevike May 1, 2009
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cooch mooch

Noun: A woman who uses sex for material gain.

Verb: To use sex for material gain.

A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.
She cooch mooched a car out of him.

That cooch mooch is looking for a sugar daddy.
by Diva Dahling January 10, 2012
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ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.
With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.
by olympic1896 March 11, 2019
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