mortinsk

noun.

1. a quick shit
2. a shit taken in a public restroom or at someone else's house

After eating that Mexican, I had to take a mortinsk.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

mostimes

most of the time, often

"i'm awesome sometimes"
"nah, you're awesome mostimes"

by itsleah December 6, 2009

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

Moating

The act of motor-boating while moaning a song with your tongue out.

Guy #1, " I was moating this girl last night to Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" when she yelled at me for getting slobber all over her..."
Guy#2 "What a bitch.. I love that song."

by passion_nipples October 23, 2011

masting hole

A hole in which masting/mastering occurs, also known as master hole...note that masting in this definition is the act of ejaculating or engaging in some kind of sexual act. A clever but somewhat obvious term to be used in public to deter strangers from eavesdropping on a sexual/private conversation.

frat boy 1: Dude...Kara was such a freak!!

frat boy 2: How freaky brah?

frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.

frat boy 2: Nice :)

by Dr. Plague October 10, 2013

Moshing Hangover

Having been in a mosh-pit or anything of the sort, you wake up the next day with a sore body (usually the shoulders and neck)

Friend: Wasn't that concert amazing last night?
You: Yes, but this moshing hangover is killing me.

by RainbowZombie September 21, 2014

mostimfaux

When you get 'most improved' on your sports team because you're the only one who NEEDS improving.

"And the mostimfaux- oh, sorry, I meant to say most improved- goes to..."

by shortperßon November 28, 2019