Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013

Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"

Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.

by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018

Timothy Moses

A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him

You such a Timothy Moses

by Papi Timo October 19, 2020

mosesed

when you're taking a girl from behind, and she farts on your bush, spreading it like the red sea

i was having a good time with her last night, i was banging her doggystyle, and she totally mosesed me! it was disgusting!

by foco52 January 22, 2014

mossynukes

this nigga really is the ultimate alpha male. he gets many bitches (more than 10) and has lots of friends (at least 15)

One day, I strive to be like mossynukes

by mossynukes July 5, 2021

Volar Moses

In reference to a mythical Mak, who appears at the height of the steps of Hong Kong's Volar Club at the height of the partying hours. If he deems you worthy, with a whispered command and a wave of his hand, the crowd parts like the red sea giving you unobstructed access past velvet rope and into the club.

As The Volar Moses disappears, the crowd reforms, crushing any pretenders in its wake.

Dude, Volar was packed last night how did you get in?

Volar Moses saw me, and the sea parted.

by quasimotoh2 August 12, 2011

Reversed Moses

While having sex, change to doggystyle then put a bottle of water in her anus, squeeze the bottle to let the water enter the anus, remove the bottle then tickle her nose till she sneezes and watch the water spray out the anus.

I "reversed Moses" my girlfriend.

by Durra October 23, 2020