moses effect

n. The effect a seat belt or bag strap has on a ladys tits.

Jeff: Did you see those tits there were parted like the red sea?
Roy: Some kind of Moses effect.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

dirty moses

Having sex with a girl that is on her period.

John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.

by archibole sans January 11, 2008

Furry Moses

A foreplay sex move. When a male or female with a mustache splits another persons butt cheeks (as Moses did the Red Sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. In other words, when you rub your mustache in their butt crack for sexual pleasure, or for fun.

"Hey there nice mustache! Would you care to give me a Furry Moses?"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"

by Rokael Monzala June 30, 2008

Joe Moses

Best known for playing Severus Snape in Starkid's "A Very Potter Musical", Joe Moses is a comedy actor, having been involved in several theater productions and also having a Youtube channel full of various episodes in which he portrays multiple hilarious characters. For example, one of the shows on his Youtube channel is called "The Potion Master's Corner", where he interviews the members of the cast of AVPM/S as Snape.

"I saw it on the internet, it's definitely real." -Joe Moses

by ellivsnoiz October 3, 2016

Moses taco

The mightiest taco of all. Get lost in a spreaded sea of spicey beef, cheese and vegetables. Yes, the Moses taco is indeed mighty. Also see Jesus Burrito and Satan Sandwich.

"Man, this Moses taco makes me want to free some Jews."

by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004

moses staff

another word for penis

ol girl can get the moses staff. im going to part that ass like moses part the red sea.

by mofotofu March 1, 2009