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Landyn Morton

She’s hot. Big tits. Makes duck noises. Has a nice asss. Very smart. And hella brave. She gets alll the “D” and is hellllllaaaa funny
by Morton315 October 19, 2018
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James Morton

Very shrexy and shmexy, he is friends with Benny, Kushal, Owsausharlie Humarliozzi, Owen and James
by Pulsarnova September 19, 2022
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Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.
Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so nasty
by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020
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India morton

A process in which a woman must play fortnite with her beef curtains
Yeah cara pulled a India Morton last night and won
by Kingstoncockermorton March 25, 2024
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Audrey Morton

a skank who will message your man knowing your in a relationship and pregnant. She also sends nudes. A truly disgusting girl who craves attention from any guy who will give her a made up compliment. Body is a 1/10 face is a -5/10
Don’t trust that girl Audrey Morton, she will send your man nudes for 3 years being a side hoe.
by dontcareabit April 14, 2023
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Landyn Morton

She is fucking bestest! She got a big booty, and is very smart! She likes cookie dough. And has brown eyes. Also She is hot!
by Morton315 October 19, 2018
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Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
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