morton mood

Having a "salty" mood

Looks like he's having a morton mood again.

by YoYo09 June 27, 2016

megan morton

normally seen at a super seshers gaff,tanning balloons and scranning mdma

oi look its megan morton on the floor flopping it

by freddiekougar3038 November 14, 2019

Tim Morton

someone who is nothing to you. worse than any chad or kyle. someone who is just A Guy to you.

you’re not fam… you’re not even bro. you’re just a Tim Morton.

by Demigod of Whiskey September 2, 2023

India morton

A process in which a woman must play fortnite with her beef curtains

Yeah cara pulled a India Morton last night and won

by Kingstoncockermorton March 25, 2024

Landyn Morton

She is fucking bestest! She got a big booty, and is very smart! She likes cookie dough. And has brown eyes. Also She is hot!

Landyn Morton is so hot!

by Morton315 October 19, 2018

Landyn Morton

She’s hot. Big tits. Makes duck noises. Has a nice asss. Very smart. And hella brave. She gets alll the “D” and is hellllllaaaa funny

Landyn Morton is hot!

by Morton315 October 19, 2018

Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*

Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name

by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016