Floyd Morrison

An Absolute Unit. Floyd Morrison is a Carpentry God that works within New England. The man can wipe out any Ply-Wood with one Blow of a 20oz. Estewing Hammer. Floyd also teaches Carpentry, he has Taught many people but Tommy Agnelli is one of the most interesting but that’s a story for another day. Now you may be wondering “How is this guy so great” well here is where things get better, He knows who Joe is, “Joe Who?” “JOE MAMAA!” Not only all that but he is a Certified OSHA instructor also he can look at you and you will disappear into thin air because you broke a safety violation... He’s more powerful than Thanos, Big Chungus, and Shaggy at his full power. The Man is like Thor if you took away the lightning and the Hair, but he is a God though. From personal experience I think he might be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Remember that if you run into this man say Hello because why not.👍

Floyd Morrison is the Most Godly human to ever exist there no changing my mind and if you testify me than you will be banished to the realm of forgotten Freshman.

by Mr. Morrison Jr. September 21, 2020

Phil Morris

Phil Morris- A term used by a vast number of Eastern European woman to describe a man of very poor quality. Usually a very dishonest, treacherous individual. One that will say anything he thinks a female wants to hear , declarations of love, marriage proposals , in order to obtain whatever it is he seeks. Meanwhile he is doing the same thing to numerous other women at the same time. Similar in definition to the word lethario. As in "I would think twice before I got involved with him .He seems like such a Phil Morris."

I would think twice before I got involved with someone like him he seems like such a Phil Morris.

by Cantoloupefreezone August 23, 2022

Morrin Cans

A can of booze that isn't quite the normal size of a can, normally Carlsberg. People who drink this tend to be rather effeminate and prefer to drink these 'baby cans' rather than cans for adults. You also must pay more money for these as you are paying for the privilege of not being a real man.

Dude 1 : Hey dude, are those Morrin Cans? Couldn't you find the proper sized ones?

Dude 2 : Aww shit, he's on the Morrin Cans. I didn't know he was a wimp.

by SwayzeismyName June 11, 2010

morris cat

The complete man. His last name is Morris so we call him Morris the Cat. Morris Cat was originally a tv icon for nine lives cat food. Now he is a living legend in our town. He even has an epic story written about him by Ben.

They call me General Morris Cat I make it my business to meow.

by Bobathy Bohemian March 26, 2008

Robert Morris

A one-man team who knocked out Kentucky in the first round of the NIT.

Which team do you fear most going forward?

Are you kidding? Robert Morris just shamed a whole crew of All-Americans, single-handed. He fucked them out of Division I and they are hiding in Canada.

by sh62 March 19, 2013

Rosemary morrisey

Raw chicken

Rosemary morrisey is a racist premature hairless raw chicken

by Harry bow June 3, 2020

Jim Morrison

A Great man who was in the Doors and thought he was possesed by a native american shaman at age 4. He used this "possesion", to write the most captivating lyrics the world has ever seen. (Yes even better than some John Lennon stuff) Some of his most Famous songs were: LA Woman, Break on Through, and the End (Light my fire left out because the guitarist(Robby Krieger (this is where it gets crazy with three parentheses)) wrote it)Some of his other Alter egos you might know him as are: Mr Morrison, Mr Mojo Rising, and The lizard king. After his death in Paris in 1971 a conspiracy arose about him being in Africa living in peace and quiet. No one will really know because only three people saw him dead. His girlfriend(Pam), the doctor that pronounced him dead, and the driver that drove him to the Pierre Lachaise cemetery.

Me: Hey Taylor isn't Jim Morrison god.
Taylor: He can't be. He isn't Dead remember? He's in Africa.
Me: O yeah.

by Young child's fragile eggshell mind September 27, 2005