Morning Bognor

A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:

It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.

Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.

Must always be served with a small umbrella.

I believe I will enjoy a Morning Bognor with this mornings cereal.

by drunkendisco October 28, 2009

mowing succs

Mowing Succs is a quote used by the one and only Ronan mckenzie during sexual intercourse

"Mowing succs ladies."

by Mowing masters October 10, 2017

moving dem bricks

referring to moving drugs or specifically cocaine

ME: I stay moving dem bricks off da block

THEM: Wow bro yo getting that bread huh?

ME: Yessir

by Chic fila November 15, 2017

Moving butter

The act of picking up fat women

I was at the bar with John last night; he spent the night moving butter

by Fluforon January 18, 2019

Morning dump

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.

I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!

by cpetkunas May 26, 2019

Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"

This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"

by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011

Mentally Morning

When you wake up at 3pm and it feels like morning even though it is'nt

hey Jimothy, its evening, why are you having coffee?
Its still mentally morning for me

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022