Morning Deuce Syndrome

Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.

"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

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Morin

Morin is a girl who loves to play pranks on people. It is VERY hard to earn her trust but is worth it. If you know a Morin then give her a hug. Any guy would be lucky to have her.

I wish i can be morin's friend

by BriBae04 June 6, 2018

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morning breath

Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.

It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.

Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).

At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!

She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.

by malathia February 10, 2006

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