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slick moped

a moped slathered with lots of lube
oh my god my moped just got slicked (AKA a slick moped)
by mrthinkalot December 29, 2010
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Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
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suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.
That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!
by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018
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Moped

An umbrella term used for almost anything. In particular, as a slight insult.
Tarik: Madi, du bist ein Moped.

Madi: Deine Mutter ist ein Moped.
by rustydeerpark January 1, 2019
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Moped

Your hair looks like it's moped
by 1cooldude1 August 18, 2025
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mope rock

Gloomy rock music for sad people, hence the word "mope". More commonly used to refer to older post-punk or goth bands with an overtly depressive or dark atmosphere.
"I don't get how you can listen to Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, it's such mope rock."
by montezumas00322 July 29, 2024
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