Montaego

A person who is amazing, gorgeous, and beautiful

amazing
Montaego
Honest

by TheTruthHasBeenSpoken August 6, 2012

Monotaro

One of Monokuma’s fucking kids. I think Monotaro is the favorite

Some fucking dude:Do you have a favorite monokub?

Some other fucking dude:Yeah,Monotaro!

by Bunnytenko February 11, 2021

Thinking in montage

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.

Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

by journeyingforth June 10, 2010

getting clips for my montage

An excuse used by online gamers when they fail. It originated with the belief anyone could make their own montage.

Guy1: Dude?! Why'd you run our there are get shot!? You should've just disarmed the bomb!

Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.

by btw id say April 14, 2010

Montalbano

A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.

Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"

Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."

by White class & red trash October 1, 2013

Moctar

Moctar is the name of an african man described for his kindness, his generousity and his abilities of listenning and helping people. He is very conscious about life and want to suceed. So he puts the efforts to achieve his goals. Moctar can be clumsy and tactless but Moctar is not a bad person. All Moctar have good intentions.
Oh I forgot Moctar has the sexiest ass and abs and looks sooooooo fuckinggg goood.
Get u a Moctar u won’t regret it. He will be the best person u will have in ur life.

And if you are his girlfriend or wife you will be so happy and peacefull

U see that handsome guy he is definitly a Moctar.

by Arobase January 30, 2020

moktam

A large Bhutanese man with balls made of mountain and with little hair on his head yet a luxurious beard that amazes all that come across it. Built like a brick shithouse and standing at a whopping 6,7 means he is not to be fucked with. He’s the only ever Bhutanese footballer with a long shot on him that has a 100% success rate. Don’t be fooled however he’s not perfect with a nob cheesier than a fondue and leaving school with a C in maths and a B in health and social care he has his obvious weaknesses. Recently he has however been found piping old men for around about ten pounds so watch down them dark alleys for a big scary strokey nonce.

Gammon - Moktam is my favourite footballer
Collin - I like him because he’s fucking white

by Moktam June 29, 2021