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mooned

To surprisingly see someone's ass crack.
Kevin got mooned today at the Walmart because the cashier's pants were too big.
by granite14 February 14, 2025
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Mooned

Exposed one's bare buttcheeks towards
by anonymous June 21, 2025
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Mtoofed

Bitch ass pussy ass fuck ass lame ass hoe ass dirty ass nigga who roleplays as a king/celebrity/higher power even though nobody knows him and glazes white women as a black man himself. He does this because he really likes lightskins more but hes too much of a chopped piece of shit for them to give him a chance so hes better off taking a white woman who would date an african bullfrog.
by MelaniefromIC September 7, 2025
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Mooted

In modern Egyptian Arabic slang, it can sound like "mawt" (موت), meaning "death," or be used humorously as "to die for," but it's also related to the English online slang for "mutuals" (moots) from Arabic roots

It also means the extreme jealousy anger and pain one metaphorically screams when they are the cuckold or the one left out of a sexual, sacred right, object of pleasure, partner or desire. With their eyes or actions. Like one male being uncircumcised and one being CUT.

Genesis 17, where God established a covenant with Abraham (then Abram), making circumcision the permanent sign of this promise for his descendants. At 99, Abraham circumcised himself, his 13-year-old son Ishmael, and all males in his household, signifying their inclusion in God's covenant for eternal blessing and as a mark of devotion
My village elders mooted on foreskin now I numb and I get jealous when I think how other boys get to play in sensitivity. All work no play.
by SummerSaver December 17, 2025
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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
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Milk moofer

One that is not ftb
Yo you see that milk moofer over there? He's so not ftb
by Moofmilker December 29, 2016
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Zach Moored it

Zach Moored it; To really make a mess of something

"I Zach Moored that exam. My parents are going to kill me"

" You've really Zach Moored that job up, you're fired"
by Terrorian March 5, 2023
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